Новости за 18.03.2016

A truly eye-opening conversation between me and Kanye’s tweets.

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SM: Hey Kanye! It's me Samir. Just one person. I am not a group of people.

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Açaí what you did there.

You can turn yourself into a total chef when you make these tasty treats...

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Açaí Meringue Cookies

Meringue cookies
3 egg whites, room temperature
Juice for 1/2 lemon
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup sugar
We used 1 Tbsp. acai syrup (you can replace it with any berry syrup)

Acai syrup
1/2 cup sugar
1 cup water
1/2 cup Acai... Читать дальше...

“Oh wow, you speak another language? Say something in it!”

Being proficient in two languages makes you seem really smart.

And because you learnt both as a baby, you didn't even have to go to any language classes.

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And learning them both when you were really young means that you probably speak without an accent in either.

You feel really smug about this.

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Just days before the courtroom showdown between the Justice Department and Apple over a locked iPhone used by the man behind the terrorist attack in San Bernardino, Judge Sheri Pym has allowed both sides to cross examine witnesses, offering the parties a chance to challenge the sworn statements offered by their experts.

In a call with reporters Friday, Apple’s attorneys said Judge Pym was asked by the Justice department to allow for witnesses to be called during the hearing... Читать дальше...

Please, stop asking me to teach you how to twerk.

Shopping for makeup with your white friends can be a pretty painful experience.

Twitter: @MakeupForWOC

And doing each other's makeup is always a bit awkward when no one knows what to do with your face.

Wearing foundation four shades lighter than your skin tone is *not* a good look.

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People are stunned every time you change your hair. Читать дальше...

Comer a batata frita no balcão e misturar refrigerante: como é bom ser vida loka.

Você nunca se obrigou a comer antes de sair de casa para um jantar.

Ficar tenso ao ser convidado para um jantar de amigos.

"Isso não vai prestar".

Twitter: @areavip

Ter que comer antes de ir para um almoço de família.

Uma vida sempre preparado.

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Ouvir frases como "nossa, como você para em pé?"

"Nossa, nunca ouvi essa".

Twitter: @apseudonima

“Ou, sabia que te considero pacas?”

"Vish, já tá fazendo efeito..."

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"Nossa, só tem gente bonita aqui!"

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"Será que as pessoas estão percebendo que estou bêbado?"

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"Me dá um abraço aqui, puta que pariu te curto demaisss!"

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Se você acha que “Cavaleiros do Zodíaco” é basicamente sobre o universo astral, está enganado.

As jihadis expand reach by gunning after soft targets in West Africa, ordinary people are responding by refusing to be cowed.

She slayed it, doggone it.

Listen up, people. Forget what you think is the best maternity shoot you've ever seen, because a dog just showed us all up.

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Meet Lilica, a flawless dog who was really ~feelin'~ her pregnant glow.

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Lilica's owner asked Brazilian photographer Ana Paula Grillo to do a maternity shot for... Читать дальше...

Disney family is forever!

Artist Eisen Bernardo’s “Album+Art” project will make you see your faves in a new light.

This week people are having a hard time adulting.

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Could he be working on that long-rumored country album?

Big news, folks: Justin Timberlake was hanging out with Pharrell Williams in the recording studio last night!

Not only that, but he Instagrammed about it! Anyone who remembers how salty he was about answering questions about new music while he was recording The 20/20 Experience knows this is a Big Deal.

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Interestingly, the photo was... Читать дальше...

They should all fit similarly, right? Wrong!

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Hi there, I'm Mathew and I hate shopping for jeans.

So much awkwardness in such a tiny room.

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I've always found men's jean sizes to be really inconsistent. For me, jean shopping involves taking stacks of different sizes into a tiny, warm, poorly lit dressing room, where I struggle to get in and out of each pair. Читать дальше...

Oh boy.

So, there's this new book out called Irish Farmers by Ciara Ryan. Based on the author's popular calendar of the same name, it's literally a book of half-naked farmers from Ireland, existing in their element.

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Haven't you always wanted a book about shirtless Irish farmers painting in a field?

From Irish Farmers by Ciara Ryan. Copyright © 2016 by the author and reprinted by permission of St. Читать дальше...

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

Are you ~obsessed~ with beer?

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And do you LURVVVEEEEE money?

Dolla dolla bills, y'all.

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Then do I have a treat for you...

Oh, yes.

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World of Beer is looking for three interns to spend four months this summer visiting breweries across the country and abroad.

Oh my god.

This guy, who thinks some human beings were born with natural smoky eye.

Via Twitter: @hereforsmolder

This guy who probably got thrown off by the word "natural."

Via Twitter: @Erictrified

These people who think you're either wearing a lot of makeup or none at all.

This person, who isn't "weird" so much as "clueless."

Via Twitter... Читать дальше...

Do you believe in life after fk u?

In 2011, Cher altered the course of history when she asked a random Twitter user if she can say "fk u" on Twitter.

Twitter: @cher

While dragging Harvard.

Twitter: @cher

With caps lock.

Twitter: @cher

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WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!

The Office was full of legendary, hilarious characters and quotes.

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So to celebrate the show's brilliance, we want to know which moments you found the funniest.

~In honor of the show's 11th anniversary on March 24th~

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Maybe you loved when Jim impersonated Dwight.

"IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!"

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An investigation called “Operation: Car Wash” has revealed massive corruption that could potentially go all the way to the top and people are angry.

Because everyone else is wearing red.

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Relatable af.

ICYMI: Taylor Swift was recently on vacay with her boyf Calvin Harris.

Instagram: @taylorswift

But it appears that vacay is over, because yesterday, T. Swift posted a video of her hanging out with her mom’s Great Dane, Kitty.

Instagram: @taylorswift

Kitty was clearly very happy to see Taylor, judging from all that tail wagging.

Instagram: @taylorswift

Aha!