No other ugly hunk of plastic has such a badass feminist backstory.
"Giving someone else a back massage may be rewarding, but getting a back massage is pure bliss. The same applies to this scenario."
Things are about to get intense.
Hey guys! Missed you!
"Just because someone is famous I HAVE to give it a positive review?? Absolutely not."
Makes it that much easier to take a swig every time Uncle Tom asks why you're still single.
"Alright, motherf*ckers! Now, every woman needs to have a pointy shoe."
The red polar bear is back!
And why Kate might be the "dominant force" of the couple.
Zac performed a crosswalk musical on The Late Late Show and it was great.