Tonight's referee
15 fouls per side yet we have 6 cards, they have 2.
3 of our cards were for things that weren't even fouls.
Because we've had 5+ yellows we get reported to the League.
I'd come out fighting. "Of course we get six bookings when you put your fannys in charge of matches with orders to eff us over at every opportunity."
If they're going to demote us, let's do it with style.