Tom Brady and Jeff Bezos Had a Boys’ Night Out
There are a few boys’ nights I’d like to tag along for. I’m curious as to what Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire are getting up to. I feel like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon would be good gabbers. I would be more than down to spend a night smoking cigs on the beach with the Challengers boys. I say all this to prove that I am not against boys’ night as a concept. I just think that one that includes Tom Brady and Jeff Bezos sounds like no fun at all.
America’s most divorced guy (Brady) and America’s most engaged guy (Bezos) were spotted chilling at the Sports Illustrated Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix party on Thursday night. According to “Page Six,” the duo — who are neighbors, in case you’re wondering how they met — were joined at their table by Miami mayor Francis Suarez and lawyer to the stars Alex Spiro. Imagine you’re at a table with a guy who believes drinking water can prevent sunburns, the second-richest man in the world, Elon Musk’s lawyer, and the mayor of Miami. Other than money, what are these guys talking about?
A video of the hang was provided to “Page Six” by a source, and you can see in the screenshots they shared that Brady is wearing a pair of glasses that invoke either the ’80s or American Apparel, depending on your reference point. Maybe that’s what they talked about. It seems that no one got close enough to eavesdrop, perhaps because Spiro was, according to the gossip site, “in protective mode, signaling to security to ward off fans from recording the famous duo.” This does bring up questions about who recorded the video and how it was allowed to get to “Page Six,” but those will have to wait for another day.
Brady and Bezos are just the first in what is sure to be a major influx of celebrities to the Sunshine State this weekend. Famous people have really been loving F1 in recent years, and they have always loved Miami — the Grand Prix is their time to shine. One report even suggested that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce might show up. Will she also link with Bezos despite his fiancée’s close ties to the Kardashian family? Stay tuned!