Drew Magary: Don’t you dare try to put an asterisk on pandemic champions

I’m sick to death of living through history and so are you. I would like history to settle the f— down and become uneventful so that I don’t have to be annoyed all the time at everything. I’d also like to watch American sports again, so that I might deepen my blissful ignorance of surrounding world events. In fact, I’m meticulously laying down the framework for that ignorance as we speak. I will watch the incredibly bastardized baseball season once it sputters to life at the end of this month. Ditto with the NBA’s coming Disney World prison season. These will not be normal seasons, at all. But before the first pitch of Opening Day 2.0, and before a million straw men come to life in its wake, I’d just like to say that these seasons will be, in my eyes, 100% legitimate.