The Week contest: Goodbye Segway
This week's question: Segway has announced that it will stop production of its signature Personal Transporter — the two-wheeled self-balancing scooter that was once hailed as the future of transport — on July 15. In seven words or fewer, please write the headline for an obituary for this much-mocked vehicle.
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How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to contest@theweek.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, please type "Goodbye Segway" in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, July 14. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page of the July 24 issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on July 17. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. All entries become property of The Week.
The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.