Trump's Chauffeur Reveals What The Trumpturd Has For Breakfast
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump's chauffeur, Porcello Bickerhay, 39, told a reporter with Omnium Gatherum that the orange blossom asshole, has started eating a dozen (12) Dunkin Donuts for breakfast.
OG writer Ashburn Wasabi, said that…