I got the Skims micro thong & bra – they’re the same size as Cool Ranch Doritos or a McNugget Happy Meal, even in medium
YOU might have guessed from the name that Kim Kardashian’s Skims micro bra and thong are small — but did you know they’re five Peeps small?
We recently ordered the Skims set — and a bunch of snacks for scale — to see just how tiny it actually is.
In January, TikToker Sarita (@bbysarita) stunned app users when she revealed that the minuscule Skims set was the same size as Trader Joe’s tortilla chips.
Inspired, we shelled out for Kim’s Skims Fits Everybody Micro Triangle Bralette, $28, and Fits Everybody Micro Thong, $14, in size medium.
The “fits everybody” part had us skeptical — but “fits every finger food”?
That wasn’t so far off.
We gathered up a few options from the snack aisle of our local convenience store and found that, like tortilla chips, Cool Ranch Doritos are a good fit for the lingerie.
The chips were only a bit smaller than each triangle of fabric and may have been exactly the same size had we been able to buy a size XS, which was sold out.
The fabric was also just a tad bigger than samosas from a nearby Indian restaurant.
The top and bottom together fit a total of 10 Munchkins from Dunkin’, with each boob holding just three.
If serving sizes were based on the Skims micro lingerie, we could eat 31 Hershey’s Kisses in one sitting — that’s how many fit on the bralette and thong.
Of course, Kendall Jenner wouldn’t know anything about that, having admitted in 2019 that she’d never eaten a Hershey’s Kiss in her life.
The set held 19 Life Savers candies — six on each breast, seven on the bottom.
Same for mini Reese’s cups, which came in festive Easter colors.
At 130 calories for a serving of three, that’s 823.33 calories in chocolate and peanut butter — and would likely take ages to eat with Kourtney Kardashian’s signature method.
Also in the Easter spirit, one five-pack of Peeps marshmallow candies fit snuggly on the micro-undies — once we decapitated one bunny.
On the other hand, the Skims skivvies seemed to be made to the exact same measurements as hamentaschen, a cookie enjoyed on the Jewish holiday of Purim, which begins on March 6.
But best of all, the itsy bitsy teeny weeny wardrobe malfunction-guaranteeing bikini made an excellent place setting for a full McDonald’s Happy Meal.
The four-piece Chicken McNugget and kiddie fries combo spread out perfectly over the set — with a few fries left over.
Kim is a noted Micky D’s fan, and even revealed her go-to order of a six-piece nugget, honey dipping sauce, a cheeseburger, small fries, an apple pie, and a vanilla shake last year.
We see a Hamburglar hiphugger, Grimace g-string, and Ronald McDonald-themed shapewear in the star’s future.
Several other women have posted their Skims hauls on TikTok, with quite a few trying out the micro thong.
Women have modeled them in everything from a size XXS to a medium to a 4X.
One insisted there was no way everything could fit inside it, though another said she loved how it looked on her.