King Charles, breaking from tradition, will not be slathered with whale intestines and civet secretions
The BBC reports that the impending coronation of King Charles III will break from the established rituals of the British monarchy, altering the recipe of the sacred "chism oil" — yes, really — used to anoint the new monarch. This special magic juice is so hallowed that it was not even allowed to be shown on television during the coronation of Chuck's mum, Queen Elizabeth II. — Read the rest