NFBC Main Event: The All-Asian Team

Donkey Teeth and I drafted this past weekend in Vegas for the NFBC Main Event, and we had one plan -- no plans! But, see, Donkey Teeth heard no "pants." Well, that aside, we were back at it after our, I wanna say, 10th place finish last year. I blocked it out after the 2nd month of rostering Jose Berrios. Hey, Jose, buy me a drink first before screwing me! Never the hoo! Donkey and I never let a little thing like "doing well" stopping us from plopping down seventeen-hundred smackeroos and taking on the best the industry has to offer. Here we are five minutes after sitting down and realizing we the only ones making this a Draftquiri Happy Hour.

Locked and loaded for the @nfbc main event and a bachelorette party pic.twitter.com/Xk2eBeTSdh

— Razzball (@Razzball) March 25, 2023

For those unfamiliar, it's a 15-team, two-catcher, 5x5, 30-round league. There's an overall prize of a lot of money and a big-but-slightly-smaller league prize, but let's win the league first before worrying about that. There's a $1000 FAAB for waivers in-season, and no pre-draft hypnotism is allowed, which makes me buying that old-timey watch with a long chain fob sorta pointless, but oh well. Anyway, here's our NFBC Main Event draft recap: Psyche! Just wanted to announce the Streamonator and Hittertron are running with all of the first weekend projections. LFG¹⁰⁰! Anyway II, the draft recap: