That sound you hear is VCs shutting wallets, tucking them back into Patagucci vests

OpenAI and Stripe snaffled a lot of what cash was dished out, or so this report claims

Year-over-year global VC funding dropped precipitously in Q1 2023, with at least $76 billion (£61 billion) doled out to companies at all startup stages. That may sound like a lot but it's a 53 percent drop from the same time last year, reports funding tracker Crunchbase.…