Fill Your Backyard with a 16-Foot Stegosaurus… for Just $10K
To help fill the Jurassic Park you started constructing after purchasing the previously posted 15-Foot tall brachiosaurus statue comes this $10,000 lifelike stegosaurus statue. Created by Design Toscano (the same manufacturer of the brachiosaurus), the stegosaurus measures 16 feet long and 7 feet tall, or roughly half the size of a real full-grown stegosaurus. I mean, at least if those paleontologists assembled the bones correctly.
The stegosaurus features a bony plated back for protection against would-be predators, as well as a spiked tail for swinging at their heads in case the plates weren’t warning enough. Hey, dinosaurs were notoriously thick-skulled and tiny-brained, so it probably often took a spike to the head for a predator to realize maybe there’s an easier meal elsewhere.
Would this look fantastic in my own backyard? There’s no question. The question is where I’m going to come up with the $10K, or how to explain to my wife where her engagement ring went without risking going extinct myself.