Marjorie Taylor Greene is wrong (again): Nonbiological parents are parents. Full stop

During a very productive hearing on COVID-19 school closures (wait, did I say “hearing”?—I meant “harangue”), Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene confronted American Federation of Teachers President Randi Weingarten over the trials and tribulations of parenthood—something Greene was certain Weingarten couldn’t understand, because Weingarten’s kids are adopted.

So in this corner, we’ve got Greene—the repellent rep, the barmy bigot spigot, the infamous Flaxen Klaxon—and frankly, it doesn’t matter who’s in the other corner. They win. Pretty much by default. It's the one metaphysical certitude we can all hang our epistemologically skimpy tinfoil hats on. 

It would actually be marginally less unnerving if plagues of locusts flew out this woman’s head whenever she opened her mouth instead of whatever the heckfire this is.