Can you achieve the perfect scrotum?

Now 5 months into 2023 and I think we've already run out of 'articles about extreme grooming practices' that the lifestyle magazines can commission. We've had designer vaginas and phalloplasties, leg extensions and the next iteration of the BBL – now, in what I have to hope is the last of the current glut of these pieces, we have someone writing in Wired about the boom in 'manscaping' and testicular grooming products being foisted upon guys to help ensure that their ballsacks smell pine-fresh (other scents are, I believe, available) at all times. — Read the rest