47-47: Chart
Mariners run into Waterloo on South of France Night
Mariners 3, Twins 10
Waterloo, the ABBA song: Eugenio Suárez, .138 WPA
Waterloo, the Napoleon joint: Bryan Woo, -.594 WPA
Game thread comment of the day: This, which feels less like a game thread comment and more like the plot of a Truffaut film.