Billionaire Upset Over Spending Money On Lawyers Instead Of Rallies

Former President Donald Trump took to his struggling Truth Social platform the morning after his arraignment in Washington, D.C., to scream into the void about his mounting legal problems.

Trump, who has never released his tax records, is allegedly a billionaire, but he owes money, too. The thrice-indicted former President has been playing his supporters for suckers, grifting over his legal issues in true Trump form.

"CRAZY! My political opponent has hit me with a barrage of weak lawsuits, including D.A., A.G., and others, which require massive amounts of my time & money to adjudicate," Trump wrote this morning. "Resources that would have gone into Ads and Rallies, will now have to be spent fighting these Radical Left Thugs in numerous courts throughout the Country."

"I am leading in all Polls, including against Crooked Joe, but this is not a level playing field," he added. "It is Election Interference, & the Supreme Court must intercede. MAGA!"