Tuesday Showed Women Want Rights. Who Knew? (Satire)
The following is satire by Alexandra Petri in The Washington Post:
Tuesday’s election results suggest that the Republican legislativestrategy of “taking people’s rights away for no clear reason” was not an overwhelming success at the ballot box. Potential Childbearing Vessels on Legs contumaciously insist on continuing to see themselves as fully realized people deserving of the protection of the law, and, unfortunately, they can still vote, and some of them even have friends who vote with them.
Given the options ...