England ace Harry Kane learning Bayern Munich’s incredibly dull football chants
ENGLAND skipper Harry Kane is learning his new German club’s incredibly dull football chants.
The Bayern Munich ace, 30, is mastering “Stand up if you are Bayern” and “One shot, one goal, one Bayern”.
UK fans say the songs lack wit — and challenged Harry to teach Germans some Spurs favourites.
James Ceppi di Lecco, 40, cheekily suggested: “How about ‘He’s not one of our own’ (Er ist nicht einer von uns)?
Or ‘You’re Schmidt and you know you are? (Du bist Schmidt und das weißt du auch).”
Richard Wilson, 62, from Sunbury, Surrey, added: “I can’t believe Harry’s taking the trouble to learn that rubbish.
“Why not, ‘It’s coming home?’ (Der Fußball kommt nach Hause).”
Harry — who has already scored 22 goals — reveals his language skills in a clip for AI chatbot Bard, saying: “The Munich fans are great.
“Home and away.”
He is already using AI to help him read bedtime German stories to his four children.
Asked which songs he knows, he says: “I’m going to double-check on Bard.”
The app plays a few which he translates and says: “‘Stand up if you are Bayern?’, I’ve heard that one.”
Harry has been living alone since his £104million move but will soon welcome his family to Bavaria.