The Late Show Shreds Haley For Her Endorsement Of Trump
The Late Show did what they do best with this mash-up using Haley's own words to make a mockery of her recent flip-flop saying she'll vote for Trump after months on end of criticizing him during the primary.
Here's their opening from this Thursday night's show with a fake ad from "whoever owns Nikki Haley" endorsing Trump:
REPORTER: Former UN ambassador Nikki Haley said yesterday that she does plan to vote for Trump in November.
HALEY: I will be voting for Trump.
REPORTER: This, despite saying just a few months ago that he didn't deserve to have a driver's license, let alone be president again.
The following ad has been paid for by whoever owns Nikki Haley.
HALEY: As a voter, I put my priorities on a president...
who's not qualified to be the president of the United States.
A president who was...
trying to buddy up with Putin. Every time he was in the same room with him, he got weak in the knees.
A president who...
was confused when he said that Biden was going to run us into World War II.
Trump has gotten...
more unstable and unhinged...
thin-skinned and easily distracted.
Chaos follows him.
He's never known how to sacrifice, and the most harm he's ever possibly had is getting hit by a golf ball when he's sitting in a golf cart. That's the truth.
I'm Nikki Haley...
and I will be voting...