It’s a tough job lending immeasurable star power to American Idol’s farewell season, but someone’s gotta do it before the whole thing goes down in flames April 7. Welcome back to Judging the Judges, our weekly power ranking* of Keith Urban, Jennifer Lopez, and Harry Connick Jr. during the final Idol-sponsored round of their quest to become the greatest self-promoter this world has ever seen. * Unlike guest judge Kelly Clarkson’s pregnancy glow and unrelenting awesomeness, the Judging the Judges points system is 100 percent arbitrary and subject to change. Let’s kick it off by giving J. Lo and Harry -50 don’t even joke about that points for booing Kelly Clarkson in jest.
