Dickmatised = being hypnotised by the D.

We've all been in that position where our romantic judgement has been clouded because we're hypnotised by the majesty of a beautiful dick.

Being dickmatised is a real fucking thing and it leaves you dumb as shit.

CBC

You always get dickmatised by a fuckboy for a start, so you know it's all going downhill from there.

Warner Bros

You start letting him get away with small things because hey, it's no biggie yet (unlike the D).

Warner Bros

In fact, you not only accept the fuckery, you start excusing it because his dick is that magical.

Bravo

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