The 100th episode of New Girl airs this week, so here are some really funny lines, one from each of the previous 99 episodes.

Season 1, Episode 1

Fox

Season 1, Episode 2
Jess: $550 for the TV?! Seems a little steep. I'm gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I'll go.
Pawn Shop Guy: You drew a smiley face.

Season 1, Episode 3
Jess: So when I do the chicken dance, I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It's more realistic.

Season 1, Episode 4

Fox

Season 1, Episode 5
Cece: I really felt that Gavin was different. Didn't you feel like Gavin was different?
Jess: Yeah, I mean he seemed like a really nice...European DJ with a face tattoo.

Season 1, Episode 6
Nick: We're just gonna watch football, drink beer, and then we're going to Best Buy later for Black Friday.
Winston: Or as I like to call it, Friday.

Season 1, Episode 7
Winston: "Eye of the Tiger" ended the cold war.
Jess: That's not even a little bit true.

Season 1, Episode 8
Nick: Yep, that's your baby. It's cute. Yeah, your baby's cute.

Season 1, Episode 9
Nick: Has Jess not talked to you?
Paul: Oh yeah, we've talked.
Nick: It's hard, it's really tricky. It's like, she's doesn't love you right now, Paul, that's not to say she might not fall in love with you later.
Paul: We talked about how we might have to drive you to the airport because you're gonna miss your flight.
Nick: Yeah, that's probably all you talked about so I'm joking.

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