21 Products For People Who Will Not Be Fucked With
Not now, not tomorrow, not EVER.
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This totally non-threatening candle.
A great anniversary gift, tbh. Get it here.
This discreetly scheming mug.
Sip this slowly, as you stare at your co-workers in the morning. Buy it here.
These imperative coasters.
With pretty lettering too, so they're almost polite. Get them here.