Samantha Bee On GOP Primary: 'New Yorkers Accept Everyone -- Within Reason'
Samantha Bee destroyed the Republican candidates tonight ahead of tomorrow's primary, sparing no man.
Look! There's John Kasich, explaining the story of Joseph to rabbis. No, really.
"See the hats and beards, John? I think they knooooow." And as Bee notes, Kasich continued his tour of Brooklyn at a matzoh factory, " where he rained down condescension like a plague of frogs, falling down from the sky."
Don't miss the faces of these rabbis. They're barely containing themselves. "Did John Kasich just fan-fiction Jesus into the Passover?"
Moving on to Donald Trump, Bee hit him for "channeling his inner Yankees fan." By the way, did you hear that he referred to the 911 attacks as 711 today? Yeah, he did. Because New York values. Or something.
After playing a clip of Trump shouting about "too much winning," Bee came back with a blindfold and some stimulating talk.
"Win me harder," she panted. "Win all over me!"
And then she realized she wasn't listening to her new audiobook, "Fifty Shades of Great."
Moving on to a quick review of the other candidates' families, Bee observes that there's "Bill Clinton, apparently campaigning for Bernie."
Turning to the CNN "humanize them by putting their families on parade" town halls last week, Bee gets brutal.