Elephant seal in the street, elephant seal in the sheets.

When you take off his pants and realise it's as big as he hyped it to be.

@markbridge / Flickr: markbridge

And you have to think about whether you'll be able to handle it.

Flickr: amylloyd

When you're making out and he says he ~forgot~ a condom.

@dioptrica / Flickr: dioptrica

When you have to guide him to the clit because he's been rubbing your pubic bone for the past half hour.

@tlauckner / Flickr: tlauckner

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