What Walker Is Selling, No One Is Buying
Walker tried everything he could think of to get out of the hole he found himself in.
He begged for the money even as the State of Wisconsin was in a downward spiral. He tried to sell chintzy lapel pins made in China and resembling the logo for America's Best Contacts and Eyeglasses. He sold his own home. He tried to sell off his unwanted campaign t-shirts, although he promised the same lack of service that he gave us as governor. He had a rummage sale for his old campaign stuff.
Heck, he even had Ted Cruz trying to help him out.