65 Thoughts I Had During This Week's "Game Of Thrones," Including, "DAREDEVIL HER ASS"
Finally, things kinda went right for a change!
1. Frankly, I don't really feel like watching this show today.
2. What happened in Orlando was...well, the usual words like "senseless" and "tragic" don't even seem to cut it anymore.
3. So whatever's happening in Westeros feels pretty damn unimportant to me right now.
4. But, I know a lot of us turn to stories to help us escape this exact kind of shittiness, so let's watch, and enjoy, and talk, and come up with tinfoil-hat theories about how Tyrion is Jon's second cousin twice removed Arya is actually a unicorn-dragon hybrid.
5. Just remember, everyone: Be Jon Snow. Don't be Joffrey.
6. Speaking of Joffrey, Lady Crane is still earning that Tony.
7. Did Arya hide out at the theater?
8. Oh shit she did! Lady Crane, you owe her.
9. Well, there goes that theory that Arya planned the whole attack. She most definitely got stabbed.
10. "She'll have a hard time finding work as an actress after what I did to her face." Daaaamn Lady Crane, you really were born to play Cersei.
11. "What's west of Westeros?" Whoa. Is there another continent? Is Arya actually going to go there?
12. I'm worried, because when people start talking wistfully about future plans, they usually die not long after.
13. OH SHIT SON IT'S HAPPENING!
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