Here's A Helpful Guide To All Those Random Political Parties
Don’t accidentally vote for a party with completely opposite values to you.
Australian Sex Party
What you'd assume it believes in: Total sexual freedom for all!
What it actually believes in: The Safe Schools program, LGBT rights, sex worker rights, and churches paying tax.
Health Australia Party
What you'd assume it believes in: Anything and everything that would keep Australians healthy. You know, fruit, veggies, and an above-average healthcare system.
What it actually believes in: Natural medicine being totally equal in importance to pharmaceutical medicine. It also believes that nobody should be punished for making ~certain choices~ about their healthcare. So basically, that parents should be able to choose whether or not to vaccinate their kids without any consequence.
Facebook: HealthAustraliaParty
Rise Up Australia Party
What you'd assume it believes in: A great, positive, fun-filled time for all Australians.
What it actually believes in: 'Straya, basically. Rise Up Australia wants "free speech" that doesn't include any kind of political correctness. It's also anti-Muslim, and anti-multiculturalism, as long as its party members can keep eatin' their Italian pasta.
Drug Law Reform Australia
What you'd assume it believes in: Drugs for all!
What it actually believes in: The decriminalisation of marijuana and ecstasy.
Facebook: DrugLawReformAustralia