The Bald Guy On "Game Of Thrones" Has The World's Fullest Head Of Hair
How dare he???
We all know Varys on Game of Thrones: the eunuch, the Spider, genius schemer, survivor, Tyrion's BFF, and Perpetually Bald Man.
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Varys has been, since the very beginning of his time on Game of Thrones, entirely bald. Super bald. The baldest.
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Here's Conleth Hill, the actor who plays Varys, in 2015. He and Samwell Tarly are so cute. Conleth is so bald.
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And here's Conleth at San Diego Comic-Con in 2015. That is definitely the man who plays Varys. He looks just like Varys. He's bald.
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