Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?
Cat-shaped post-it notes, bamboo glasses, and sushi socks: How far can *you* get without buying something?
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I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.
Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!
DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
This Pusheen sleeping mask that will have you looking adorable when it's most important.
It will really increase your face value.
Price: $9
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