Dear Abby: Knitted breast prostheses are made with tender loving care

Please let breast cancer survivors know about Knitted Knockers at www.knittedknockers.org. If you know a knitter or crocheter, encourage them to join the cause. Dear Claire: I know many women will be glad to know about the service you are offering, and grateful for the knitters and crocheters who devote their time so generously to make recovery easier for breast cancer survivors. If they are interested, they don’t seem to want a monogamous relationship. Widen your dating profile to include younger men, and if you’re lucky, you may find someone who is not only your intellectual match but also can perform. First and foremost: When you stand in line with your child, and it’s finally their turn and they start to cry, scream and tremble, please don’t force them to sit on Santa’s lap. Is a picture really worth your child’s well-being? Babies’ immune systems are fragile, and Santa’s suit can be loaded with germs. Some parents’ heads become so full of sugarplums at Christmas that they forget their little ones are too young to associate Santa with the goodies he brings with him.