15 Incredibly Accurate Things People Without Kids Don't Get
Kids, man, they’ll change ya.
What a real mess is.
Your definition of "messy" is probably something similar to the show Hoarders.
Why you didn't text back.
It's nothing personal, your kid probably pooped their pants and you forgot.
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What your definition of a party is.
Kids parties are your parties and they are in the mornings because your kid NEEDS a nap in the afternoon.
How bad sleep deprivation can actually get.
You are a walking zombie.
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