19 Of The Most Savage Things Kids Have Ever Said And Done
Is there anything worse than being destroyed by a three-year-old?
"I was nine months pregnant, about to pop, and very hormonal. My 3-year-old comes over to give me a hug. In her beautiful sing-songy voice she says, 'I love you so much, Mommy Cow Cow!'
I cried."
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"Whenever I tell my 4-year-old I love him, he tells me he doesn’t love me, then lists all of the people he does love. Daddy, his brother, nanny and granddad, all his preschool teachers, his friends, random person he’s met once or twice, the neighbour’s dog, police cars… It’s a long list."
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