TTYL GOTTA PEE.

Step 1: If you already made eye contact with your frenemy and it's too late to ignore their presence, throw a quick "How are you?" at them with a noncommittal hug:

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Step 2: Don't let them actually answer with how they're doing (because you honestly don't care [even though they weren't ever going to tell you]) by throwing in a seasonal greeting:

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