If You Couldn't Be Fucked To Watch "Married At First Sight", Here's The Rundown
You got your whole seat, but you only need the edge.
Hey again. It's that time of the week where I get tied to my chair and can't leave until I watch every episode of Married At First Sight.
Let's get right into it.
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Anthony was ever the charming gentleman in his chat with the psychologists and Nadia. "Nadia, were there any unexpected challenges that you had to confront?" a psychologist asked. "I'll answer that question for you," Anthony interrupted, before some bizarre rant about how his home would not be his home if Nadia moved in, and then he started shitting on about being a provider for a "family". Meanwhile Nadia stared at him like, "bitch I will never be moving in". "Anthony's serious about this, are you?" Psychologist John asked Nadia, as her eyes darted around the room, her tongue making clicking sounds as she tried to communicate in morse code. Nevertheless, they both decided to stay.
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Monday's episode: Michelle still can't find passion with Jesse, and Cheryl's dad is a nutcase.
In unsurprising news, Anthony didn't love the fact that Nadia lives with her housemates. "It's a small environment, and we're basically on top of each other," said the dude previously complaining that he wasn't getting any. "It's always weird having someone in your own home, especially when you, yeah..." Nadia said, demonstrating the enviable communication skills her and Anthony have accumulated over time. She then took him shopping, visiting a clothes store she sometimes models for. "The owner gets photos of me in the stock, and she uploads it to Insta," Nadia said knowingly. "That's how people search for fashion." And here I thought Instagram was for stalking your crush's photos from 67 weeks ago.
Meanwhile, Michelle was still telling anyone who listened she was unsure about Jesse. "There's just no passion," she said to the tree outside her front house. "Mmm yeah," she muttered as the tree told her to stop comparing herself to her sister.
The twins' mum played a game with Nick and Jesse, which involved her asking weirdly sexual questions while the boys held up a paddle saying "yes" or "no". As Sharon and Nick gave each other love heart eyes over the table, Michelle tried not to gag every time she looked over at Jesse. She solved this problem by later taking him out to get spray-tanned (????), while Nick and Sharon revisited the spot they got married. I mean, that just says it all.
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