If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post
Everyone else, COME ON IN! WATER’S FINE!
Thanks for coming. Please have a seat. I have a very serious question for you: Do you know how Brussels sprouts grow?
You know Brussels sprouts. They're the tiny cabbages that make you feel like a giant when you chomp into them.
If you do know how these lil' sprouts grow, this post isn't for you. Please X out immediately.
I'm serious. This ain't for you. Get.
OK, are they gone? Good. So… THIS is how Brussels sprouts grow:
Like a parrot fucked a beanstalk (!!!).
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They're so...excessive?
DO LESS, Brussels sprouts! You're trying to be, like, four things at once!
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