Donald Trump Writes an “S.N.L.” Episode
Cold Open: It’s set in a normal American house in 2017. Gold walls, gold doors, gold everything. Normal house. The family is beautiful. Nice-looking mom, nice-looking dad, hot kids. Dad tells his family he got fired. Job went to China. This happens. Mom tells family she also got fired. Job went to Mexico. Happens all the time. One kid says, “Thanks, Obama!” Big laughs. Huge laughs. Obama himself comes onstage and admits it’s his fault. Looks at the camera and says, “Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!”