23 Irresistibly Weird Books You Won't Believe Actually Exist
“I decided to order this book because my cat was out of control; promiscuous, a gun nut, and using the internet unsafely…”
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This coloring book exposes unicorns for what they really are: majestic, but utterly rude creatures who eat your leftovers.
...without permission.
Promising review: "This coloring book saved my business. Our firm was on the verge of hiring a unicorn as our new public relations rep. At first, it seemed like a dream come true, what with his magical rainbow mane and shimmering eyes. After reading this book, we decided to do a little more digging on our potential new hire — and I'm so glad we did! This guy turned out to be a notorious ringleader in a human trafficking scandal! Bad news folks! He was using his irresistible horn to lure young children away into a life of depravity and abuse! We owe everything to this important publication. It's really so much more than a coloring book, it's a public service announcement. Don't trust unicorns! Period!" —C. Boustead
Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
Dancing With Jesus is a service book that teaches you how to get down as if none of your disciples are watching.
Dance moves include, but are not limited to, "The Water Walk," "The Carpenter Clog," and "The Apostolic Conga."
Promising review: "I knew Jesus could raise the dead, but I didn't know He could also drop it like it's hot! This is Holy Spirited fun for everyone; turn some water into wine, pass around the loaves and fishes, and get down with your disciples!" —Patricia M Foley
Get it from Amazon for $9.84.
This handy guide is like Dr. Phil for your troubled cat — a foolproof way to help felines preserve their nine lives.
Promising review: "I decided to order this because my cat was out of control; promiscuous, a gun nut, and using the internet unsafely. I read her this book over the course of a month, and did some activities. I now have a well adjusted, polite, safe cat who enjoys life the way it was meant to be. Thank you." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $8.60.