This Rally Orbital Massager Is My Tech Upgrade of the Week

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There's something extra satisfying about starting a new year with an upgrade that actually makes a difference in your daily routine. After years of relying on my traditional percussive massage guns, I've made the switch to the Rally Orbital Massager. And one by one, my friends have started following in my footsteps to make the same move. Hey, there's something validating about watching people you trust independently come to the same conclusion.

Why I love the Rally Orbital Massager

Don't get me wrong—my Theragun still serves me well. It's been a reliable companion after workouts, helping ease tension and speed up recovery. But with the Rally, the orbital motion technology sets it apart immediately. Instead of the percussive hammering that defines traditional massage guns, the Rally uses a circular, multi-directional approach that feels more like the hands of a skilled massage therapist. (Or like a car buffer, as the founders described it to me on a phone call.)

I'm simply more likely to reach for a device that feels good to use, rather than one that hurts. It's a game-changer for consistency. With my old massage gun, I'd psyche myself out before sessions: "Do I really need this? Can I handle the intensity right now?" With the Rally, there's no mental barrier. I can use it while watching TV, during work breaks, or as part of my bedtime routine, without dreading the experience.

At the same time, let me be upfront: At regularly $499 (and currently on sale for $399), the Rally Orbital Massager isn't cheap. It's a significant step up in price from most massage guns on the market, including the Theragun. It's probably not an impulse buy. Still, it's an investment that helps me maintain the active lifestyle I value.

The bottom line

Starting 2026 with this upgrade feels right. My Theragun will still have a place in my recovery arsenal—it's way too useful to completely retire—but the Rally has quickly become my go-to device. The difference in how my muscles feel, the reduction in soreness, and the overall quality of the recovery experience have made it worth every penny.

If you're serious about recovery and you're in a position to make the investment, I'd encourage you to at least try one. Based on my friend group's conversion rate, there's a good chance you'll be joining the Rally revolution too. Here's to a year of better recovery, less soreness, and smarter investments in our health.