the run in (no replies)
in a full blues kit,shinpads,mitre boots with screw in studs,and a mario kempes headband.
your doing well and running fast but not to fast,saving yourself for the sprint finish,when you will kick off the boots and run like the wind.
about 2 miles before the end,near trower bradge your mario headband slips to one side,you ajust it but you loose balance and your mitres explode ilke an a tom bom,killing the whole world except birmingham.
that last bit was a joke.
anyway you fall over but get up and carry on running,you notice some of the people who were in front of you are still quite close.
you look behind and the one you really wanted to beat wearing the clown costume hasnt fallen over but is still behind you,
this gives you a boost,you win.
first me or you
second.mo
3rd,u bolt
4,david bedford
5,david cameron
6,steve earle
7.mark cavendish
8.morrissey
9.the mp for lichfield,a good lookin bloke with nice blonde hair,ive forgot his name
10.running as a duet ronnie and reggie krayfish
11.levi strauss
12.f w woolworth
13.ralph lauren
14.bolton
15.20 stockdales tipped please
16.the number 11 route south
17.butlins skegness
17.butlins minehead
18.ben sherman and his brother ben sherman
19.nelson house
20.pretty green in your back pocket[lend us a qiud]
sorry but im only allowed to publish the top 20.
but im allowed to publish the losers.
vile clown last.