"Don't Fu** about with me", shouts irate wife as she slaps her bald husband silly
This long married couple had a disagreement in the city center and the wife decided to slap the shit out of her weak, pathetic, cowardly husband. No dinner for him tonight by the looks of things. When he gets home she will tell him that his dinner "is in the cat" - meaning she fed the cat his dinner because she was so angry with him. Sigh...such is the life of long married couples in the UK. Doesn't anyone in the UK speak the Queen's English anymore?