I never understood romance until an AI-generated love heart told me: LOVE 2000 HOGS YEA
When people speculate about a future in which we all give up on interpersonal relationships to shack up with robots I usually think, “Ah yes, another misanthrope who overestimates the capacity of machines to mimic the depth human feeling.” But today, I read an AI-generated love heart that said, “LOVE 2000 HOGS YEA,” and I’m reconsidering everything I thought I knew about romance.
“LOVE 2000 HOGS YEA” is just the start, too. If that doesn’t float your boat, how about the soon-to-be-timeless “HOW U HOT,” or the overwhelming power of “STANK LOVE” (which also happens to be an actual Outkast song with the lyrics “Stank love, stank love, stank love, stank love / Let me show your mind a new freaky side of love”). I mean, whether you prefer the...