San Jose Earthquakes - Austin FC (Saturday, 5/25) pregame thread
Austin rebelliously shortening the hosts’ winning time as in "Repent, Harlequin!" Said the Ticktockman?
The Earthquakes rekindling long-ago success ala Jeffty Is Five? FC lock-boxing its opponent away just as in Crazy as a Soup Sandwich?
Discuss.
GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!!
-G