Trump Woos The Ladies With His Wife Melania
After a disastrous week, Donald Trump is trying to regain some of the momentum he had. First, his campaign manager was charged with assaulting a female reporter. Trump's response? Nothing. Didn't fire him. In fact,Trump went so far as to accuse the reporter of being a danger because she was carrying a pen while interviewing him. Yes, a pen. His abortion comments, in particular, managed to infuriate wide swaths of the American public, including liberals, pro choice advocates, women and even the pro life movement. That man has a talent! He is universally despised right now.
Trump tried last week to get the females back on his side by parading Caribou Barbie out in Wisconsin. Yeah, that went about as well as can be expected. Sarah Palin gave an incoherent, rambling, insane stump speech which apparently did nothing to help him. In fact, the only thing people seemed to remember was how ludicrous Palin sounded, leading many to question just how drunk or high she actually was.
So last night Trump did what any desperate man does, he forced his former model and QVC jewelry designer wife onto a stage in Wisconsin and paid, I mean *made* her to talk about how awesome he is and how his hands and man parts are indeed yuge. Tremendous. Large. Better than the rest of the candidates! Trust her.
Her speech was basically a repeat of everything Donald says, down to short sentences, strong descriptive words and the sentence structure of a four year old, awkwardly delivered and way too contrived to be believed. (Emphasis added.)