There will be the traditional Oakes (Laurie) with a dash of Oakeshott 2.0 (Rob). An Antony (Green) with a head full of numbers and an Anthony (Albanese) with a head full of Greens. A Latham and a Lambie, a Beazley and a Brandis - and so it goes on, across the TV dial on Saturday as the nation gathers round for the parade of punditry known as election night.