7 Creative Ways To Say "I Don't Give A Fuck"
Move it along, no fucks to see here.
The Pocket Check
Check your pockets and announce, "Sorry, just looking for fucks to give."
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The Fuck in the Eye
Pretend like something just got in your eye, ask the person if they see anything, then say, "Does it look like there's anything in there that looks like...I give a fuck?"
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The Field of Fucks
Gesture with your arms to an imaginary field and say, "Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks...Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shall see it is barren."
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The No Fucks List
Ask to borrow a pen then cheerfully inform them, "I'm going to add that to my list of things I don't give a fuck about!"
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