16 Fucking Annoying Scottish Movie And TV Stereotypes, Ranked
This is actually how the world sees us. Smh.
The incomprehensible yokel.
These characters are usually found in American movies, blethering a load of mumbled gibberish that bears no relation to Scots. They wear tweed jackets, have archaic muttonchop sideburns, and have names like Jocky McJockface.
Most likely to say: "Finagle yer wheesht the noo, yer big yibbledewhibble."
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The foam-flecked, scary rageaholic.
This is one of the most accurate stereotypes, to be honest. We really fucking love swearing, you cunts. Rageaholics are usually to be found either bullying English people in the highest echelons of government, or working as P.E. teachers.
Most likely to say: "I will tear your fucking skin off and fuck it, you fuck."
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The grotesque slob.
According to some American films*, all Scottish men do is eat deep-fried food all day, then shit themselves while simultaneously admiring their big wobbly man-boobs. That's not true at all. Well, maybe in Bathgate, but nowhere else.
Most likely to say: "OCH GIVE ME A DEEP-FRIED MARS BAR THE NOO" *fart*
*Austin-fucking-Powers
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