This Farting, Corn-Eating Wombat Is The Hero We Deserve
We are all this wombat.
Meet Pete.
Pete's a hairy-nosed wombat from Australia. His favorite food is corn.
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Pete recently made his debut on Natural World, BBC Two's wildlife series, where he let out this truly impressive fart:
Sound on.
And then he just winks at the camera, like "Yeah, you bet your bottom dollar I farted. Get a whiff of that."
Pete gives no fucks.
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Did I mention how much he loves corn?
He even eats half the cob.
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