57 Things That Happen Every Time You Watch An Episode Of "Chopped"
How the hell do they pick those secret ingredients?
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1. Ted Allen wears an impeccable suit.
2. Ted Allen also has on a pair of glasses that make him look...intriguingly handsome.
3. Screw it, you're really attracted to Ted Allen.
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4. The four contestants are introduced, and all of them have a chip on their shoulder.
5. One contestant always has a horrible temper.
6. Another contestant always has weird piercings and/or tattoos.
7. And yet another contestant seems like everyone's crazy aunt who drinks too much at holidays.
8. Each contestant tells you how they'll spend the $10,000 and suddenly you want $10,000.
9. Ted Allen introduces the rules of the show and that intense elevator music plays.
10. You see the first shot of the pantry and you wish your kitchen looked half as good as that.
11. You'll also see the judges for the first time, and you hope one is Geoffrey Zakarian, because he is a bonafide silver fox.
12. If you get Zakarian AND Aarón Sánchez, you feel very, VERY blessed.