16 Sensations You'll Only Experience If You Have A Penis
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always ends up in your pants.
When you wade into a cold pool and the water hits your bathing suit and attacks your balls.
Doing the "slap dance."
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The pure satisfaction of employing a perfect pinch-and-roll on a ball itch.
The accomplishment of unsticking a ball from your leg without reaching down your pants.
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